The Nayshun

Daily Mail – Authorities say a couple shoplifted a cellphone and makeup from a Walmart, but forgot two children as they fled the store. Police in Louisville, Kentucky, say 20-year-old Michael S. Kaufman took a cellphone and tried to take a tablet computer, destroying the attached display in the process. Police say 19-year-old Kelsey Grobmeier hid makeup under a baby car seat. When confronted, the couple fled, leaving a 3-year-old and 18-month-old behind in the store around 7 p.m. EDT Wednesday. Police say Grobmeier returned to the store about an hour later to retrieve the children.

What’s wrong with little kids these days? Hey, mommy and daddy are robbing the joint – don’t just stand around clueless like you don’t know what’s going on. Get the hell out of there. Shit. It’s seriously despicable that these parents had to go back and look for the kids. They should have been standing at the edge of the parking lot ready for the getaway car to arrive. The parents are trying as hard as they can to give their kids an awesome life that they never had, but the kids have to go and fuck it up. Don’t expect anything but coal in your stockings this year.

P.S. Of course the guy is stealing high-priced shit that he can sell off like a cell phone and a computer and the chick steal makeup. Typical.